Ocean Facts

     I'm sure you're all familiar with the Chuck Norris facts, right? Well here are some of my favorites but in "Ocean" form
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• Ocean counted to infinity - twice.

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ocean.

• Ocean has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
  

• They once made a Ocean toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

• Ocean does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

• Ocean owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

• If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Ocean.

• If you want a list of Ocean's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

• Ocean frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never her own.

• Ocean ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

• If Ocean is late, time better slow the fuck down.

• Ocean once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

• When Ocean had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

• Ocean sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct her and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday

• If you have five dollars and Ocean has five dollars, Ocean has more money than you.

• Ocean is the reason why Waldo is hiding.